A origem do nome Zé Quim - DOING-CANDLE!!!!!

DOING-CANDLE
Zé Quim!

Once upon a time a ledger called Antoine was riding his horse when he fell in a lake. He was all wet and his horse died by drawning.
To survive to the adversity he ate his horse, called Xavier. When he was eating his leg, his horse come back to life and hurt him in his nose. However the ledger was sado masoquist and gets high with that violence and started to have convulsions. He tried to kiss the horse on the lips so (the horse) jumped to the lake again and he prefered to die. At the same time a bird sang the song:”I had the time of my life” made him cry. Then ZÉ QUIM xD appeared and started to fish singing the song:”Don’t worry, be happy”. The ledger smoked a canon and smiled without tooth. The tooth desappeared when he was eating the horse. Later he started to sing the music:”Aleluia” ‘cause a black man appeared naked and he was gay too. In the rest of the day they make THE LOVE and ZÉ QUIM was still fishing, “DOING –CANDLE”.
Under water the horse did a ‘PUM’ and the water gain ‘ SPARKLES’.
ZÉ QUIM scared and ate the bird that was singing :” I will survive”.
The ledger and the black man died intoxicated while the music:” you’re toxic” was playing.

Autores xD : Sara strauberi i Saroides, in histórias de autocarro xD

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Conclusao: Zé Quim é assim akele que está smp à margem... ke fika de fora..i ke neste caso está a fzer vela - 'DOING CANDLE'xDD. É legitimo entao concluir k, existem sempre inúmeros Zé Quim's na sociedade... i ke tds nos ja fomos Zé Quim's plo menos uma vez nalguma parte da nossa vida. Foi assim k surgiu o nome Zé Quim ...knd fizemos esta historia (nos duas-eu i a Saroides numa viagem secante de autocarro pa Troia) i ao kual axamos piada ..i mais tarde resolvemos utilizar como um dos sobrenomes neste blog. Ainda nesse dia de Praia vimos mts ...mas mm mts Zé Quim's. xDDDDD LOOOOOOL.

Agora já sabe o que o nome Zé Quim significa...os Zé Quim's (José's Joaquim's) nunka mais o enganam!!!

i voce tbm é um Zé Quim???!!!

i lembre.se: se não gostar de si ...quem gostará?! Um conselho da matinal ..com o apoio da corporasion dermoestética i clínicas persona.