How I became Timoteo...

E como há muito prometido, aqui está a história donde nasceu o nome Timoteo:
(Este texto contém conteudo não apropriado a pessoas sensíveis a estupidez aguda)

From this day on, Charles will try to be more kind with his dog 'cause he didn't bite him by propous and he will adopte a pig, a YELLOW pig, to do his revenge, but he must be carefull with the rain 'cause he is alergic to it and the colour could disappear for a while. Today the YELLOW pig, called TIMOTEO did his first hole in the grass and snap his nose in the lake. While seeing that, Charles's rage went up to his head and he could only think about his sweet lover to calm down. His lover is a BLUE frog very awful, but she has a very big problem. The problem is to sing "Love is in the Air" when she see a fish. Besides she is anoretic and has siffilis. She got sffilis when she was making pooh near to a bee. But now the problem got worst and she needed to consult a doctor. The doctor is an ant and was smashed by an elephant last week. So, Rebecca, the BLUE frog has died when she was on the beach... She didn't die because of her problem... She died because of the PINK girafe that was making topless and smashed her with her tooth. Charles cried a lot and married with TIMOTEO.

P.S: Charles was a crocodile.


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Timoteo.. Ora nem mais!^^

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